‘OINK, MOO, TWIT TWOO’
A piglet wandered down a path
Bumped into a cow and both of them laughed
They chatted away as only animals do
Piglet said ‘OINK’ and the Cow went ‘MOO’
Piglet and Cow lolloped along
Occasionally bursting into song
Then a flutter of wings and in an Owl flew
“Good day” said he — in his words, ‘TWIT TWOO’
The three of them ambled into the woods
Owl was flying — piglet would if he could
Cow took the lead as the biggest one there
But then came a BELLOW as he trod on a Bear
Then there were four as they entered a gully
Bear was quite slow, but they weren’t in a hurry
On the horizon Owl spotted a lake
Bear jumped in the air at the HISS of a Snake
Snake was a charmer, as many are
He slithered majestically saying ‘zee lake, ees no far’
They perched on a log, water stretching for miles
But the log gave a GRRRR — it was a Crocodile!
Croc was quite happy to float them across
He’d slept for ages and was covered in moss
Lunch on an island, the sun overhead
They were joined by a rabbit — ‘NIBBLE NIBBLE’ he said.
And now there were six on Croc’s mossy scales
Rowing with sticks, Cow steered with his tail
A waterfall loomed but Owl guided them well
To a Skunk on a rock — ‘PFFT’ — no one mentioned the smell…
From the dunes through a glade and then to a plain
Apart from some bushes it all looked the same
Then came a ‘PARP’ followed by thumps
An elephant was jostling with a thorn in her rump
Between Rabbit and Owl, they removed the stuck twig
Elephant said it was huge (but it wasn’t that big)
She found them a cave where they rested the night
But woke up to a SQUEEK when a Bat gave them a fright
After breakfast they left, Bat and Owl to the skies
With Cow at the back, Croc and Elephant to the sides
Piglet’s trotters were small and getting quite sore
But he was quickly distracted by a Lion’s great ROAR!
Lion, as it happened, was a marvellous chap
And didn’t eat anyone — just took several naps
As the day turned to dusk on their lengthy roam
Piglet OINKED meekly ‘it might be time to head home’
They dropped off their friends with a wave and a smile
Saying they’d return, if not for a while
So back they trundled, this motley crew
And said their goodbyes — OINK, MOO and TWIT TWOO